I Got Hacked – Excuse My Appearance
I’m having technical difficulty and am working on the problem.
Not me personally because I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
Some pages on my blog may look odd or unappealing.
More odd or unappealing than usual.
Please be more patient than I am.
I’m at Defcon 4!
In addition to dealing with Blog Armageddon (which is way above my pay grade), my dog is scratching at the door because I locked him out. He didn’t get the memo that this is a no barking zone.
At the foot of the memo, in 5-point type, I’ve included a disclaimer about suffering from cognitive dissonance due to acute malnutrition.
I don’t know if I’ll ever eat again.
Perhaps my husband will spoon-feed me Jell-O.
Oh, that’s the dog and I’m hallucinating.
None of this is real.
In an hour or two, my post and I will likely not be here.
Both will have exploded.
You might even see a white screen.
It happened last week.
No need for a med adjustment or to fine-tune your display.
It’s just my effing blog!