Is that a Cell Tower in Your Yard or Do You Just Glow Girl?

On a murky moonless night, in a bucolic New England town with few streetlights and many twisted ankles, a 150-ft Cell Tower Cyborg disguised as a tree descended from the sky…

…landing in a blurry residential neighborhood in Ridgefield, CT.
Angry citizens stormed the streets in a black and white section of town where people drink ginger ale.
“WTF?” yelled Roquefort Macaroni, the First Selectman, a.k.a. da Mayor. “That thing is bigger than the rendering.”

“Of course it is, you schmuck,” said Citizen Blaine. “The rendering was only ledger size.”

“Crap! That was one big piece of paper,” Macaroni mumbled while searching for a Mexican restaurant on his Blackberry.

“It was 11″ x 17″- not 150-ft!  Do the math!”

“Maybe it’s like objects in rear view mirrors appearing larger than they are.
Let me get my glasses and I’ll take another look-see.”
(Sticks a contact lens in each eye.)

Closeup showing contact lensImage via Wikipedia

Holy shit! That stealth tree is an eyesore.”

“You once called it a ‘funny tree,’ pined Citizen Blaine.

“Hey, I’m looking at that monstrosity and there ain’t nothing funny about it.”

“You need to chop it down!”

“And risk pissing off the telecom stuffed shirts?  They hide microwaves in their tie clips.”
“Lesser of two evils. Better than fighting off an angry mob with torches in a non smoking area …”
An angry mob storms the Yidingmu police statio...Image via Wikipedia
“…Besides, smoke is an eyesore, too.”
Are you fighting a telecom in your neck of the woods or flatlands?

Information on Cell Towers and our fight:

Video testimonial from a doctor in Washington, CT who suffered adverse health effects from a nearby cell tower:

Full Article: Cell Tower Refugees


The Cell Tower Presentation I created from extensive research.

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1 Comment Is that a Cell Tower in Your Yard or Do You Just Glow Girl?

  1. Ivy

    Wow, is that for real? It looks like an overly tall plastic Christmas tree that didn't come with enough branches.


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