I got tagged by Rebecca at The Snee, who is a hilarious satirist, fella New Englander and bloggy buddy.

My assignment. To answer the following 19 questions to the best of my abilities or to the best of a highly intelligent amoebae’s abilities.

1. if you have pets, do you see them as merely animals, or are they members of your family?

• We had one of our dog’s Bat Mitzvahed.

2. if you can have a dream come true, what would it be?

• To astral plane to Tahiti.

3. what is the one thing most hated by you?

• Hate.

4. what would you do with a billion dollars?

• Invest it with Bernie Madoff.

5. what helps to pull you out of a bad mood?

• A good mood.

6. which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

• Loving someone who just sneezed.

7. what is your bedtime routine?

8. if you are currently in a relationship, how did you meet your partner?

• Bumping into him at a train station then again several days later on a crowded 68th street subway platform after a free Simon and Garfunkel Concert in Central Park. We were in the same class in high school.

9. if you could watch a creative person in the act of the creative process, who would it be?

• Van Gogh. I want to see if he really cut off his ear. If I didn’t say it, Evil Twin would have. Evil Twin is Reffie’s alter ego at the always funny and highly entertaining Reflections of a Former Geek.

10. what kinds of books do you read?

• The ones with words.

11. how would you see yourself in ten years time?

• Through dark sunglasses.

12. what’s your fear?

• Seeing myself in ten years.

13. would you give up all junk food for the rest of your life for the opportunity to visit outer space?

• No way and be forced to eat that packaged space crap.

14. would you rather be single and rich or married, but poor?

• Married and poor. That way I always have someone to bitch at.

15. what’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

• Grab my glasses off the night stand and then drop them on the floor.

16. if you could change one thing about your spouse/partner what would it be?

• Stop him from talking in his sleep. I can always stick a sock in his mouth.

17. if you could pick a new name for yourself, what would it be?

• Who me?

18. would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?

• Yes, as long as it wasn’t done to me.

19. if you could only eat one thing for the next 6 months, what would it be?

• Pizza. Is there any thing else?