It’s A Good Thing I Didn’t Step in it!
In my ongoing search for “job,” I stumbled upon these weird job headlines (most from Craigslist). Some required their descriptors, others required no additives.
Join me in a mouth-gaping, eye-bulging, “are you shitting me?” look at the current state of the job market.
WANTED – SENSORY PANELISTS … we blindfold you then take your nose and mouth hostage
Enlightened Assistant/Social Networking Whiz
Please be completely ethical, punctual, and generous of spirit … work for free?
We work with all kinds of people … WTF?
More WTF?s …
Engaging Conversationalists with a Strong Sense of Humor, Energy
Maintain close relationships with peak customers … customers after 5 p.m.?
Must be willing to work hard, have a great sense of humor and the stamina to be on the phones all day…developing relationships and having FUN! … doesn’t sound like fun
WANTED: AN ENERGETIC AND DETAIL ORIENTED ANIMAL LOVER … have to be when looking for fleas
A Rare Opportunity
If you’re looking for an explosive sales opportunity … or a dynamite one
Seeking Housecleaner with touch of OCD … I kid you not.
We are looking for someone who loves to clean, takes pride in his/her work and knows that it is all in the details.
A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY IN CUSTOMER SERVICE … need I say more?
Service Ambassador / Greeter … or Rack service ambassador
The ideal Rack service ambassador … I didn’t make it up
responds to emergency situations, including lost children situations.
Maintain an active awareness of safety risks and hazards, communicating to management as appropriate … appropriate is one of those gray area words
PATIENT ASSISTANT … as opposed to an impatient one
CAN YOU DO BOTH? … what? walk and chew gum at the same time?
Seen any weird jobs posted lately?