Polish Spam.


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Received an email this morning, which I am categorizing as “spam scam scum.” Emails from evil doers, who have somehow escaped the access of evil, sneaked into Rwanda, or in this case Poland, and send emails to the most vulnerable — the broke or unemployed. 

Hopefully, most people are savvy enough to realize the devastating potential of dealing with people such as these sociopath spammers. However, there are naive, desperate people out there, in such dire circumstances.

They will try anything to help themselves to your bank account.
 

To the desperate or any one who receives suspect emails, beware the spammer. Rid your in-box of spam vermin by putting them in their place, in the spam folder. Too bad there isn’t a “burn in hell” folder.

From: jenalyn Baez

show details 6:07 AM (3 hours ago)

Greetings,

Please,review the message below.
European escrow service company seeks for the courier clerk employee. It is a remote/part-time/full-time position and it is home-based.  

SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!

Service of Easy Packages inc was founded by  several Polish businessmen and is on the international market over 5 years with its Warsaw head office.

I SWEAR. I DIDN’T MAKE THIS UP!

SEP inc performs the middleman dispatch duties for our clients worldwide.  You are required to have a PC with web access along with printer or scanner.

THAT’ S SCANNER, NOT SCAMMER.

Right now we are hiring employees for courier clerk position in the US. The duties you will be performing will include tracking and receiving packages, sending it with the materials we provide. The pay is $60 for each received and sent package (it is calculated in a total monthly pay and paid at the end of each working month, $1500 is a minimum guaranteed monthly amount and it does not depend on the amount of packages that you have handled)

I’LL TAKE WHAT’S INSIDE PACKAGE #1 — STOLEN STEREO EQUIPMENT.

18 minimum age,-
-be located at designated address on a regular basis,
-be available to work on PC with Internet access,
– have day time contact phone number.

THANK GOD.  I QUALIFY.

Your duties may include visiting USPS/UPS/FedEx branches.

DOODY OR CACA IS MORE APROPOS.

The working hours and working volume is:
-8 hours per week-
4-10 packages handled weekly in average.

SOUNDS DOABLE. THOUGH, I’LL HAVE TO CHECK MY ABUNDANTLY FREE SCHEDULE TO SEE IF I HAVE TIME.

Mostly all packages are not big and will not require any special storage place.

LIKE A PRISON CELL.


To avoid any illegal issues or activities
all the packages are being shipped/re-shipped by the big services like FedEx, UPS and DHL who have the strongest security systems nowadays. You can also inspect the contents of packages before re-shipping it to our customer.

IF YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX.  THEY ARE WELDED SHUT.

We would be glad and ready to get  started with the application process with you if you match our requirements.   

NAIVE AND DESPERATE.

 

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9 Comments Polish Spam.

  1. ManOverBoard.com

    Opps you mean I shouldn't have gave them my banking information. I was so excited to get this new job too. Next your going to tell me the $7.5 million I am care taking for the Honorable Rasha Dingman Bordeaux the overthrown finance minister of Uganda is a fake too. Jeesh I come here to get my daily smile and now I am down in the dumps. Gotta run the phone is ringing must be my new insurance guy I just signed up with for the new policy to pay me weekly if I get herpes 🙂

    Reply
  2. Mrsblogalot

    I'm still wiping my eyes and crying over doody and caca.

    I guess I'm not mature enough for this position.

    Damn.

    Reply
  3. ReformingGeek

    Um……I think it's body parts. You'd best do the package inspecting outside of the house.

    I will visit you in prison. You're on your own against Edna, the 300-pound prison guard, though.

    Reply
  4. Lauren

    Glenn: Wow! Sounds like a great deal.

    Mrs. B: There's always plenty of business opportunities originating from Nigeria.

    RF: Not Edna! The box was clearly marked, "Parts." I must have missed the tiny writing that said, "Body" preceding it.

    Reply
  5. Tracie

    Ugh. I get tons of spam e-mails and the WP site is getting quite a few spam comments, too. Very irritating.

    Reply
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