A scammer’s email that dropped into my spam folder like bird excrement
Subject: kindly consider my proposal. (Reply: kindly go f**k yourself)
Let me start by apologizing the manner at which i approached you without prior communication.
(your present communication ain’t so great either).
I will need you to assist me in executing a business project worth five million five hundred US dollars, that involves transfering the said fund from my country to your country.
(As someone with no financial background or mathematical aptitude I am totally qualified to assist you in said fund transference. Are you familiar with Freud? Perhaps this is a transference of your stupidity)
Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account, we shall then share it in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you.
(Do you want to build a house on swamp land? This is just like that only more insane, i.e., see previous section on Freud)
Should you be interested in this project, please kindly reply me in my private email: firstname.lastname@example.org, so that i can give you the full detail of the project.
Your earlier reply will be highly appreciated, thanks for your consideration.
(thanks for the attempted con)
(go to hell! or back to spam land)
Patrick Chan email@example.com