- iDouche – Cache cleaner
- iPMS – Kills viruses and anything else that gets in the way
- iMidol – Relieves desktop water retention
- iPlug – USB flash stick stops memory leaks
- iProzac – Prevents hard drive crashes
- iStridex – Wipes oily buildup off case
- iPill – Monthly periodic maintenance program
- iRecall – Extra memory when yours shuts downs
- iBlock – Keeps intruders from entering your space
- iShriek – Key pad alarm goes off at the slightest touch
Coming soon to an asylum near you – The iTouched. Comes with rubber case and commitment papers. Electrical adapter and plastic wrap not included.
Do you think that the iPad is a really bad name?
Is Apple Rotten?