Thank You Very Much Thurs or More Stuff that Makes My Head Explode.

The Daily Dribbles

Disclaimer: Some of these points have been slightly embellished to add greater comedic effect.

Thank You Very Much!

To my pharmacologist for prescribing a medication that accelerated my heart rate so fast the EKG machine caught fire during the test.
Thank you very much.

To the Red Cross for routinely draining my son of blood to put into bottled drinks for Vampires or other unknown entities hooked on my son’s blood.
Thank you very much.

To my pharmacist for tapping me on the shoulder at a recent rock concert in NYC, and then saying in an incredibly creepy voice, “Guess who I am?”
Thank you very much.

To my mother for sending me the same ads for jobs I responded to days earlier, thus reminding me I never heard back from the employer.
Thank you very much.

To my husband and son for piling dishes in the sink that resembled a piece of modern art I could admire for hours, before spending an equal amount of time disassembling it.
Thank you very much.

To my garbage removal service for not removing the overly-stuffed recycling bin last week, which resulted in my having to drag two overly-stuffed recycling bins to the end of the driveway this week.
Thank you very much.

To my dogs for disemboweling another pillow, and then scattering the entrails in a debris field across the lawn.
Thank you very much.

To the twenty-something male cashier at the supermarket who thought it would be hilarious to card me the last time I bought beer.
Thank you very much.

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