Be back in a day or two, as soon as I can find a way through the clouds.
Trouble free travel within the confines of your own mind
HEAD TRIP INSIDER’S GUIDE: WHAT TO EXPECT
No traffic or weather delays: Unless your thoughts are backed up due to fog
No charge for extra baggage: I’m working stuff out
No charge for a roundtrip ticket and hotel accommodations: Delusions are free
The local cuisine was worse than airplane food: I can’t cook
The weather was hot: I dressed in too many layers
Visited exotic locations: I watched The Travel Channel
No cell phone service: I turned off the phone
The service was terrible: The staff was always out to lunch
The pilots overshot the airport: Someone else’s head trip
Be back as soon as I can figure out how to land.