When You’re RosettaStoned.
(with THC Tombstone Technology)
Do you pay hundreds of dollars for just a two-minute dialog with an expired relative (always check the date of sale)?
With a RosettaStoned Memorial, you pay a one-time fee for unlimited calls to the dead and a lifetime of memories. Disclaimer: weed not included.
Warning: It may take longer to establish a connection to Hell, as you may experience interference from uncontrollable dark forces. Occasional fire and brimstone incidents have also been reported.