Spam–What is it good for?

Image by Getty Images via Daylife A scammer’s email that dropped into my spam folder like bird excrement @centrum.cz> @centrum.cz>Subject: kindly consider my proposal. (Reply: kindly go f**k yourself) Good Day (good riddance) Let me start by apologizing the manner at which i approached you without prior communication.  (your present communication ain’t so great either).  I… Continue reading

With jobs like these, who needs enemas?

REAL JOBS – FAKE JOB DESCRIPTIONS ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Administrative assistant needed for bus. For those who love to travel and make unnecessary stops. Recreation Therapist Looking for people who are specialists in restless slide syndrome, compulsive swinging disorder, and social climbing complex. We’ll Pay You To Process ®Dish Network Orders Online This employer listed five different… Continue reading

Visiting Nerds of Silicon Valley – Certified IT/Healthcare Professionals

The only computer/healthcare agency equipped to handle victims of hard drive head trauma A CUSTOMER LETTER Dear Visiting Nerds, After Uncle Ned, a retired Citrus Fruit Dyer, hit his head on the hard drive of his computer and passed out, I immediately got round the clock home healthcare assistance. Unfortunately, the accident rendered Uncle Ned… Continue reading