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It Takes a Comedian to Save a 9/11 Bill.

posted in Politics, Rant on December 27, 2010 by Lauren 9 Comments

Jon Stewart Snakes Clogged Congressional Pipes in Passage of 9/11 Bill. After a Republican filibuster on Dec. 10, the 9/11 responders bill sank to the bottom of the Congressional crapper against a mammoth clog of bullshit left by Republicans who felt that the $7.4 billion price tag was too high. Yet, Republicans had no problem… Continue reading →

Secret CIA Program Found in Cheney’s Pants.

posted in Politics on August 31, 2010 by Lauren 8 Comments

Image via Wikipedia  More dusty words from the back of the blog shelf.  Sun July 12, 2009 (Reuters) – Cheney hid CIA program from Congress: senator    My spin on the article:  Limited public appearances while Cheney was still in office tied to secret program.  Earlier today, an anonymous source told the Washington Retro Times,… Continue reading →

Palin’s Unabridged Words to Nowhere.

posted in Politics on August 19, 2010 by Lauren 20 Comments

Image by joestump via Flickr YOU SAY MOSQUE. I SAY MOSQUITO. What’s that buzzing noise? It’s Sarah Palin‘s words swarming from my TV set and circling my head. Yes, Sarah Palin is back in the news because there’s a new controversy in town – the ground zero mosque – a wedge issue she can really… Continue reading →

Companies Hiring Monkeys Instead of the Unemployed

posted in Politics on August 7, 2010 by Lauren 9 Comments

Image via Wikipedia   OUT OF WORK? Well, now you may be out of luck unless you love a good swing on the vine. Back in 2009, companies began hiring trained monkeys to fill empty job slots instead of unemployed workers, a practice that Jillian Hand Human Resources Manager for LockJaw Industries has found to… Continue reading →

Louisiana Fishermen Catch The Oil Vapors.

posted in Politics on June 1, 2010 by Lauren 8 Comments

Image via Wikipedia Eau De Petrol. If you were to ask BP chief executive, Tony Hayward, what was making New Orleans residents sick, he would tell you that it was food poisoning.    Regardless of the fact that fisherman James Wunstell of Galliano stated in an affidavit that . . . . . . he… Continue reading →

Sarah Palin Magazine: Straight from the moose’s mouth to your bleeding ears.

posted in Politics on February 4, 2010 by Lauren 16 Comments

Image via Wikipedia Oprah she ain’t! Sarah Palin Magazine – Coming soon to a newsstand near you. (They still have those?) The only magazine with run on sentences and fictionalized accounts of the facts. “The genesis of it was really simple,” said Steve LeGrice, the publisher and editor of Imagine That. “We’re up here in… Continue reading →

While passengers barbecue on Labadee Beach, Haiti, the dead burn in Port-au-Prince.

posted in Politics on January 19, 2010 by Lauren 12 Comments

  Cruise ships still find a Haitian berth | World news | The Guardian You can travel to Haiti to help the relief effort by military cargo plane, coast guard, or cruise ship, although military and coast guard vessels don’t enjoy the same amenities as a Royal Caribbean Cruise luxury liner. Sixty miles from Haiti’s… Continue reading →

Cheney Takes Aim at Justice Department – Misses

posted in Politics on September 3, 2009 by Lauren 1 Comment

Every one ducks for cover in the senate commissary.  

Sheriff Launches Beer with Queer Program in Alabama

posted in Politics on July 29, 2009 by Lauren 0 Comments

The Baffletown County Sheriff’s Department takes Obama’s beer sit down seriously. Ben When, a reporter from the Flummox Daily News, sat down with Sheriff Dipschitz and asked him about his Beer with a Queer Program. DIPSCHITZ Yessur, I like what the President’s doing even though I don’t believe he’s really the President. He was born… Continue reading →

Secret CIA program hidden from Congress found in Cheney’s pants

posted in Politics on July 14, 2009 by Lauren 1 Comment

  Limited public appearances while Cheney was still in office tied to secret program. Earlier today, an anonymous source told the Washington Retro Times, “It all makes sense now. Cheney intentionally scaled back his public appearances to avoid bringing attention to the bulge in his pants – an encrypted wireless device used to gain control… Continue reading →

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