The iFeline cat robot is so authentic looking you’ll swear it’s real! After fourteen years (seven human years), our software experts at iFeline Laboratories have perfected the first responsive cat robot on the market, produced to replicate cat like indifference and stealth maneuverability. Like an ordinary cat, the iFeline will sit on your lap when… Continue reading
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Mother’s Day Rap
I’m a mother with a son, two dogs and cat I try to cook and clean but fail at that After work, I want time to clear my head But have to feed the dogs and cat instead If they don’t get dinner, they get under my feet When you fall on your face, it’s… Continue reading
Houdini Mutt and the Vanishing String.
When a mutt has a bum knee, it goes to a mutt orthopedist. Such was the case with my dog Jenny, who after undergoing knee surgery – yes, dogs have knees – is now in doggy rehab, which entails brisk walks on a lead while I snow plane behind. During rehab, Jenny wears a surgical… Continue reading
Odd Facts and Observations about Dogs
– TWO DOGS. ONE STORY – Jenny Jake Jake is from West Virginia and enjoys hunting and air sex. Jenny is from Puerto Rico and enjoys opening latches on fences and is also an illegal immigrant. I wonder if there is a connection. Jake is not a rocket scientist. Please refer to the above photo… Continue reading
My Lawn is a Toilet.
ODE TO DOGGIE EXCREMENT My mutts pee on the lawn killing the grass, er, weeds that proliferate amid all things green, now a paler shade of yellow-green, slipping between the cracks on the brick pathway and inner circles, er, holes of the garden. Walking the lawn is dangerous to shoe-sole survivors of Doghau concentration camp… Continue reading
Canine Wrecking Crew: Gutting Homes One Room at a Time.
We’ll Take a Bite Out of Your Couch, Not Your Budget. The Brains If you need a chair or sofa stripped clean, my dog Jenny, a mutt and alpha dog in a pack of two, will do it for free. She has an eye for interior design, or so she would like you think if… Continue reading
My dog ate my snow shoe and other digestible thoughts.
Dogs, you can’t live with them; you can’t live without them. Oh, that’s men, but my husband has never eaten or attempted to eat my snow shoes. Wrong picture. That’s a deer, a doe, a female deer. My dogs, however, (I have two of them) love to chomp on leather, or cotton/polyester products with a… Continue reading
Dog Park Tales: A Day in Poo Land.
Image by dullhunk via Flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/dullhunk/ / CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 Warning: Humans suffering from highbrow humor disorder, irritable wit syndrome, or sensitivity to john jokes (not hookers or brother-in-laws) should not read past this line. Just remember. You were warned! BEFORE DOG CRAP BECOMES SHOE SPLAT. A trip to the local dog park, where free-range… Continue reading