Missing Since: 9/25/2011 From: The Spins Laundromat, Toad Suck, AR Last Seen: En route from the washer to the dryer If you have any information, please call: 1-800-Gotsock This has been a Public Service Announcement from The Widowed Sock Foundation Helping widowed socks get back on their feet again! Silly Sunday, co-hosted… Continue reading
Date Archives → August 2012
On the Blog Menu: Blank Footer, Not Frankfurter
Last week when my right footer disappeared, I thought my blog had been hacked. It turns out that my blog was hacked by me. Yes, I accidentally deleted a footer text box from my blog and then couldn’t find the text widget in the layout. I think the problem was due to a photo gallery… Continue reading
Why is this dog smiling?
Jake is smiling because he’s been eating chopped meat and rice for the past several days. No gauche canned dog food for him. It all started when he heard a rumor at the dog watering hole. Barney the Boxer got Jake’s attention with a doggy rope toy and a “pssssst.” “Hey you, Jake. Come over here,”… Continue reading
Ninny Poop Head!
Yesterday, at five o’clock, my brain melted after a two-hour phone conversation with a QuickBooks ProAdvisor. Gurgle! Sploosh! She hijacked my desktop, remotely, and then commandeered my mouse. Several windows opened and closed. The cursor sped across the screen, telekinetically, and then screeched to a stop at the taskbar. “Just press this!” the ProAdvisor ordered…. Continue reading