Haunted by the Plants I Kill – I See Dead Perennials!

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Confession of a Serial Plant Killer 

Repotted Post from the Cellar.



This is the third day of my incarceration at a maximum-security garden center.

The florist glares at me from behind a bouquet of roses armed with tiny Samurai spikes.  And she thinks I’m the dangerous one. I think we’re both the same, but she’d disagree.  She cuts off the stems of plants. I cut off their heads. They look better that way.

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