Image by Cayusa via Flickr Did you ever notice how many different shampoos there are? There’s tearless baby shampoo, kid’s fruity banana, strawberry, blueberry, berry berry; shampoo for oily hair, dry hair, normal hair — what exactly is normal hair anyway? —  Shampoo for shiny hair, hair that is damaged, bleached, colored, or has split… Continue reading →

LIST OF ITEMIZED CRAP.  Consumable Goods:  6 Promo Samples of Melon Bubble Gum   1 roll of Mentos 4 Granola Bars.  They look like this  (but fully clothed)   ▼ ▼ ▼ Image via Wikipedia                      Anti-Diarrheal Pills (after ingesting all the above)  Food-Related Items: (twice removed)  3 Spoons 4 DayQuil LiquiCaps $1.94 in change… Continue reading →