Image altered by me via Wikipedia BLOWYI feel stuck. Image via Wikipedia OSCII can see why. You’re always planted in the same spot. BLOWYIt sucks. OSCIThat’s a fan of a different breed. BLOWY No. Being me sucks, all stationary like, staring at the same damn wall day after day. OSCI Not me. I… Continue reading
Date Archives → July 2010
My Lawn is a Toilet.
ODE TO DOGGIE EXCREMENT My mutts pee on the lawn killing the grass, er, weeds that proliferate amid all things green, now a paler shade of yellow-green, slipping between the cracks on the brick pathway and inner circles, er, holes of the garden. Walking the lawn is dangerous to shoe-sole survivors of Doghau concentration camp… Continue reading
Formalda Hyde: The Lady with a Killer Instinct.
Please welcome Guest Blogger Formalda Hyde. She will do a series of posts on her stories of heartbreak and heart attacks. She has that affect on men. In her own words… The last man who bought me dinner dropped dead at the table. Before I had a chance to finish my Chardonnay, the paramedics arrived,… Continue reading