Not to be confused with Sado, although her teeth are rather sharp.
Things my dog has eaten or has attempted to eat:
• 10 Pillows and counting
• 2 Meat loafs
• A frozen chicken breast
• 3 sneakers (each from a different pair)
• 1 water shoe
• 4 slippers (each from a different pair)
• A box of white chocolates (had to hunt for the pieces in the snow)
• A couch
• A UPS box containing a printer
• Dry cleaned men’s shirts
• An open can of cat food
• Pair of eyeglasses
• 2 gloves (each from a different pair)
See a pattern here?
• A Stephen King book from Amazon.com
• Algebra homework (really!)
• Cat poop
• A history textbook
• Half a pepperoni pizza
• A pound of raw hamburger meat
• Paper towels
• Granola bar wrappers
• An empty container of yogurt
What do you think she ate?
Jake, The Accomplice
What has your dog eaten lately?