Broken News in Boston!

  CNN, the Crap News Network   Hi, this is Blitz Geezer in Boston along with John Bland, Lance Fancy Pants and Tapioca Pudding.   ALL THE NEWS BOBBLEHEADS NOD INDEFINITELY.   BLITZ GEEZER Since we don’t have anything new to report, we’ll talk incessantly about nothing, Tapioca.   LANCE FANCY PANTS No thank you. I… Continue reading

Teleconfusion – TV or Not TV

Teleconfusion: An abnormal condition variously characterized by stupor, stereotypy, mania, and either rigidity or extreme flexibility of the limbs, resulting from watching too much television. You may have experienced one of the symptoms of Teleconfusion after watching The Apprentice, or America’s Got Talent or the recent season of Survivor. Symptoms of Teleconfusion Restless body syndrome:… Continue reading