You don’t have to be small to be a shrimp Everything went along swimmingly for Prince Scampi, heir to the Jumbo Shrimp Empire, until the day he was caught in a dragnet by the Fish Interpol of the Caribbean Sea. It all began with an APB on a criminal crustacean named Crab Legs Louie. A… Continue reading
Interview Warning Signs You know there is a problem if . . . • A Pekingese carrying a chew toy greets you in the reception area then pees on your leg. • The interviewer picks his teeth with a hunting knife. • The interview desk has a wee-wee pad instead of a desk pad…. Continue reading
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam Hello Dearest, (We’re not even on speaking terms.) Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. My name is Julet Desmond the only daughter of late Mr.and Mrs.Desmond. (How late?) MY FATHER ( Dr PHILIP DESMOND THE CHAIRMAN MANAGING DIRECTOR OF DESMOND &… Continue reading
You’ve got the symptom! We’ve got the cure! via Got the blues? – We’ve got a pill for that. Mother-in-law in town? – We’ve got a pill for that. Mad at a spouse? – We’ve got several pills for that – from our Anniversary Collection. Every beautifully designed Pharma Pill Pack… Continue reading
Self Portrait (after baking in the sun) Wednesday’s child is full of woe, as is lobster night if you’re a lobster or happen to look like one. After mistaking the green tube of shampoo for after sun aloe, my arms were oh so clean but still blazing red hot from the sun. That’s when… Continue reading
A Story About a Club Soda, a Light Bulb, and a Psychotic Bartender It was Mr. Hoss’ bad luck to stop by the Glum Street Bar on his way home from the light bulb store, after getting a tan at the Salon Du Jour. If only he didn’t have a hang over from the night… Continue reading
Are you a debitante? “Nothing says give me a break like a slap of a credit card in hand.” The sales lady said. “Yes,” the others echo while standing in line across the room, sinking into the soles of their bottomless shoes. They wait their turn to choose between heaven and hell, staring at the… Continue reading
Every one ducks for cover in the senate commissary.