iFeline Cat Robot with Dog Death Ray


iFeline Batteries Not Included

iFeline Cat Robot with Dog Death Ray


The iFeline cat robot is so authentic looking you’ll swear it’s real!

After fourteen years (seven human years), our software experts at iFeline Laboratories have perfected the first responsive cat robot on the market, produced to replicate cat like indifference and stealth maneuverability.

Like an ordinary cat, the iFeline will sit on your lap when it’s in the mood, and suddenly appear underfoot while you’re climbing stairs or running to answer the phone.

The rechargeable iFeline cat robot, with dog death ray, comes with portable charger, GPS system, durable plastic exterior, programmable purr and meow voice control, adjustable volume and vibration device and carrying case.

Its advanced spring-loaded hindquarter technology enables the iFeline to jump up to fifty feet and then land on all fours every time.

iFeline’s specially formulated natural fur coat is waterproof and can handle the most severe weather conditions. The iFeline’s durable handcrafted fur coat will not shed and is guaranteed to last through nine lives.

Every iFeline is fitted with retractable synthetic claws that never require clipping and is designed with turbo digging and scratching functionality. The iFeline can climb trees, as well as your furniture and drapes, can last up to 360 days outdoors, while hanging from a branch, and comes with a Wi-Fi activated parachute. iFeline tech experts are available 24/7 to handle any iFeline glitches or emergencies.

The iFeline is available in adult cat and kitten sizes and a variety of colors, including calico, primary colors, as well as shiny metallic pink, green and blue.

Batteries not included.


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26 Comments iFeline Cat Robot with Dog Death Ray

    1. Lauren

      That’s right. Yuck! No more cat sand dragged through the house. LOL! The iFeline doesn’t pee or poop. Hell. If I’m going to make a cat robot. I going make damn sure I don’t have to scoop.

    1. Lauren

      Thank you. No, I’m just a creative thinker. I got the idea from the picture. The flash on the cat’s eyes looked like rays of light. And the wire looked like it was plugged into the cat. It cracked me up. Doesn’t take much.
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  1. Cherelynn

    Hi dee ho Gorgeous! But does iFeline scratch the furniture at will?
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